We dont like sittin in our ass water

Thats why we’re Americans!! We WANT you to hear us!

The secret to woods poopin. Find and knocked over tree... And hang your ass over the otherside. Fuck squatin.

Yup. I was wasted one night and walked the door, ran to take a piss. I decided to put my hand on the tank to balance while i did a weird drunk bend the knees piss. When i was done, i thought i was trippin cause i could still hear myself piss.

I live in Colorado. Beers at 11 to watch the games is perfectly okay. Its Sunday Funday, right?!

I have never been called a Mary Poppins and I'm offended

This sucks. As a Nuggets fan, watchin this team fall into the black hole of the NBA was sad to see. Ty is very talented but lacks in what makes a team championship caliber. Leadership. Im done with Ty lawson.

Apart from all crimes and stupid bullshit Tyson has pulled throughout the years... He is still the most devastating, intimidating, most notorious and vicious fighter to ever step in the ring. Ali included. Tyson was one for the ages.

If you can read ONE page out this Harry Potter book, nigga......

In a ring... Where he can play defence for a half hour and score points with jabs. Let Rousey, Mcgregor, or any UFC fighter close to his weight catch him on the streets with no refs.

Or Demaryius Thomas! Most humble yet physical reciever in the game. We need more Peytons, Von Millers and DT’s. Or we jus need more Broncos character lol.

I love bein a nuggets fan.... Jeez

Snoop Dogg was pretty damn entertaining. That guy took it as serious as he could. And the whole softball game was great

But i said with all do respect!

So I point one back at ‘em, but not the Numb or pinkie, Or the ring or the thumb, it’s the one you put up. When you don’t give a fuck......

Whats the issue wit A/C? Refrigerant eats the ozone up. Well last I checked this is 2015. Not the 70’s where assholes would just release it in air cause they dont care. Now not only does everyone care... But the fine for doing it is incredible. Like 10 grand or more kinda incredible. A/C is why we are humans and not…

Its the 4th of July. Celebrate America and the fact that everybody has issues with how its ran, but nobody wants to leave.

You are absolutly right. In fact where I live we dont even use the R. Its Mothafucka or Mo’fucka. Or in its verb usage... This is mothafuckin bullshit. Thank you

Those are pretty cool actually. I like the LA Kobe’s with nothin but a 24 on it. And the Rockets one is great too. Not sure how a shark and rockets go together but hey... Its football helments for basketball

You are a moron. I hate soccer. Idc if its men or women. But have no problem with women sports. He saud women sports in general, not jus soccer. Read my shit before you open your mouth.