“At the end of the day it came down to health and being able to still get up and play with the kiddos or take the dog on the run or go do hobbies,”

What if I’m driving something Italian? I assume the finest quality extra-virgin olive oil should be just fine in that case.

She could oil my motor any time....

Shouldn’t she be using a spray bottle? That way you can finely mist all areas of the engine for even coverage.

I would pay actual money to see PGA players play putt-putt.

Incredible!

Another Skyline responsible for leaving big skid marks:

Mr. JARVIS’ Wild Ride

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

Isn’t day drinking the norm there in Buffalo?

I have never played football beyond the high school level, and I walk into grocery stores and can’t remember what I needed to get.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

2 LS? Thats like crossing the streams!

Also, as numerous “family values a.k.a anti-LBGT” Republicans can tell you, you can, in fact, cheat on your wife with a man.

Lavar (Butter)Ball. I apologize for nothing.

People aren’t paid just by how much money they generate, but by how valuable they are to their employers. If USA Hockey wants to continue winning medals, it’s gonna cost them more.

There is nothing I adore more than dogs.