Oh no you do not get away unscathed for that humblebrag, mister.

Meh. It’s oversized bacon and US pork has never been safer. Jump in.

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

That’s not how locker rooms work.

Counterpoint. Two spaces after periods is the correct method. SUE ME!

That’s just a shame, because the Browns had been doing such a good job of distancing themselves from men with such obvious issues with women.

No. Kershaw and pitchers like Kershaw (if there is such a thing) are the reason that teams reach the playoffs.

And it wasn’t as bad for people north of 23rd or 34th or 42nd, or 110th, etc. It’s a meaningless point to try to compare the emotional impact or trauma of how far removed you are/were geographically from Ground Zero. The only reason for anybody to ever claim ownership of it is to create the mythology that they are in…

You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.

That would be the most commonplace speculation but if you go by the statistics it was most likely a vengeful ghost or some kind of extra-terrestrial phenomena.

If Rose was involved then there had to be an accomplis as everyone knows he can’t drive and his shooting is mediocre at best.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Should have thought about that before having kids..

The security camera footage at the club confirmed that that actually never happened.

Also, got lots of people who worked with us to help get Afghanistan stabilized killed when the list of “collaborators” was made public. What she did was not in any way harmless. Lives were literally lost because of the information she released. Her information was VERY different than the Edward Snowden information.

I really despised what Manning did and am happy to see her locked up for the entire sentence.

You can get solitary confinement for attempting suicide because solitary confinement comes with more strict controls on the contents of your cell and how often your jailers physically lay eyes on you. All of which equals a safer, although not more pleasant, environment for the inmate. It’s not just “Lock her in the…

You get solitary for breaking the rules. One of the rules is don’t try to kill yourself. I’m open to alternative punishments. What should the punishment be?