In Dallas, there are a couple of urgent care spots in Uptown that offer them now. Solid plan

Rubber syringe and warm water

Dude, have you ever been on a jet ski? It's awesome. Nobody would make *that* argument. Just own up and say that you can't watch porn on a Nokia.

I mean, your second paragraph is well-reasoned and all, but it’s totally unnecessary after the first.

What do you mean "you people"?

Well, yes, John Harbaugh is a raging asshole,

Never trust a fart.

Guys, please try Elijah Craig. You won't be disappointed with the price or the quality, and the quality relative to the price will blow your minds.

What's the local take on Bryce Petty? Is he even a possibility if the team and Fitzpatrick don't come to terms?

A caveman like you should understand that women are supposed to wear skirts and dresses. The dropped top tube makes it easier for a proper lady to ride her velocipede properly.

Totally agree—I'd compare it to the NFL (previously) having different overtime rules in the playoffs than in the regular season or the NBA (previously) having different home/road schedules in the Finals than in the earlier playoff series.

I'm not particularly familiar with the details of the game beyond knowing that it exists, but it looks more like this guy is trying to pick up some underground info on Hasbro, doesn't it? No offense to collectors, but there isn't much intrinsic value to these cards, and speculating on such a niche item seems both very…

Baylor alumnus and fan here—any thoughts on why anybody at the school ever thought this shit was in its best interests? Obviously the moral obligation here is paramount, but even for the most cynical folks out there, it's always in any school's best interest to take care of its students and community. It seems like…