Sorry friend. I hate to be that guy, but its more proper to say, Beds were shat. ;)

What in god’s name are you blabbing about?

I doubt it, football players at Auburn aren’t known to have a strong defense.

If you’re planning to sell yourself short, sure. Not washing your hair for months and throwing a pie at a disgraced politician, who in turn beats the ever living fuck out of you, is a pretty attainable life goal.

Well, I mean, you can decide if your personal code says “public figure assaulted with a soft food product is justified in drawing blood in retaliation.” But in most jurisdictions, I believe that wouldn’t stand up as self defense from a legal perspective. Actually, I think in many if not most jurisdictions, whether or…

MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

What’s that mean?

When asked if he was invited into Baylor’s locker room, Shawn Oakman responded, “Well, it’s Baylor, consent is pretty much implied.”

It is exactly a stretch.

He’s trying to say, without saying it directly, that the media’s main idea about investigation and research now is to go to twitter, walk out onto the street, look for rumors, and report it as real, and that is a problem. If the media still waited for fact and confirmations and things, he wouldn’t have to say anything.

Am I the only Pats fan morbidly curious how two weeks of Peyton Manning in a Pats jersey would go? According to my friends... yes, yes I am.

They all seem reasonable “on its face” that’s how they get you

You don’t have a problem with Amendola not having his hand on his heart? Fuck you, commie!

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

I can shit into a bag, drunk or not. Never done it, but I’m confident in my abilities. I’m not going to run home and try it out or anything, but alls I’m saying is, you need a bag filled with some shit, I can do it for you. Ziploc, target bag, one of those gift bags specifically for wine bottles, I’ll hit the bottom…

I did that all the time as a little-leaguer. Then one day, for whatever reason, I got my hands on a bag of seeds with particularly hardy shells. They traversed my innards unscathed and I ended up passing a bat wrapped in barbed wire. I’m a pumpkin seed guy now.

Adding tenths to the clock would do nothing, from one to zero the clock is still counting down, you just don’t see it. Said another way, when there are .4 seconds left in the game the clock still says one.

What about music?

Libel is only “illegal” in that it is an actionable civil claim.