Somebody sliced up a heaping helping of condescension in their Cheerios this morning

Maybe this makes me an asshole, but I don't care: a couple of days ago I was picking up my son at daycare. Some tool pulled in his car nose-first, taking up two parking spots. Every other spot in the lot was full, and the street was packed too due to construction. So I parked long-ways behind the tool, blocking him…

1. Take the oil

I heard I was part of a scenario about her value or something? And she then threw shade at me without knowing me at all. Does she own me in fantasy football? Sounds like the same messages I get from those people.

“I never want any problems with anybody in this world.”

Here was a particularly phony and dishonest line of argument, which went basically unchallenged by The Ringer’s reporter (emphasis mine):

College football in person, NFL on TV.

You’re a terrible person for wanting an iPhone. All of us just wanted you to know that.

I just printed 5 copies of this comment, put them in a metal waste basket, set it on fire, dumped the ashes on my desk and snorted them.

Comments like this one are the punch line.

I for one am very happy about the shift of Gawker writers to other sites. Especially Kotaku and Gizmodo because I’ve never encountered so many literalists in my day to day life as I do now in these comment sections.

The punch line is how dumb you are for needed to ask.

I think that my career in technology journalism speaks for itself, sir.

I hope you aren’t a fan of Chobani yogurt as well

It was a fucking joke. Jesus Christ. Do people like you really exist?

Real talk Vlad.

Sheesh, you stans are sensitive today! Did someone steal your headphone jack?

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Fair point. But prove Mark Wahlberg couldn’t have stopped 9/11. #ThePatriotWay