I can’t stop laughing at this. 

It’s just gonna come back three days later.

Yes, Chris!  Ugh.  Thanks for catching that!

Every time I think of this movie I wonder why Jennifer Garner acted like a 13 year old with a brain injury.

the urge to lionize him as the “Good Fox News Guy” feels both seductive,

Think of me as the helpful muppet letting you know that HBO just airs them first now, not exclusively, and that they go to PBS eventually.  

The very same person who made this video wrote aggregated that article two years ago! Not that you’d know from this video.

Is she a judge? Is she a soccer? Why do all your stories start in medias res?

Juul

Another day in the life of Jezebel’s resident Juul correspondent. 

These year’s Emmy theme is “Embarrassingly Overselling Painfully Unfunny Bits.”  Everybody has to have a bit. Stop it. 

I’m sorry this is so upsetting for you. That’s my only takeaway. 

I was talking about how regressive it was.

Friends literally had an episode that can be distilled down to “Everyone teases Joey that he’s a big homo because... he carried a messenger bag.”

Fuck Alyssa Milano.

Lol. Early 80s. 

I would like to see the Venn Diagram of Britney conspiracy theorists and people who keep the Housewives on TV. 

Some of you Britney-truthers should probably have your own conservator. 

I thought Sugar was non-binary?

I did kind of gloss over the statement at first, and I guess all actors need to fell in love with the character they’re playing, but I think there was probably a better way to phrase it.