Why is opposition media in quotes in the headline but nowhere else to be found on the page?

I like this show, even if most of the time Olyphant, Barrymore, and the girl who plays their daughter all seem to be acting on different shows from each other.

It would follow a “Black Mirror” model

Why does empty land get the same constitutional rights as human people?

The least she could do, after she fucked over those French fans who threw a party for her

Thanks! I do feel like I was born under an unlucky star or something! I’m doing fine, but literally I have no desire to be hospitalized ever again and truly hope I never am before I die!

I’m only 43, but in the past 8 years I’ve had cancer twice and I’ve been shot 3 times, and I have no desire to ever be hospitalized again (not to mention pay for it), so this really speaks to me.

But it seems even stranger that those two blockheads would consider this a good time to bring a child into the world

I have no idea what Jezebel’s issue with Kathy Griffin is

They winning with the vote, tho

I’m sorry that I laughed at this headline but I’m not sorry that I laughed at this headline

Harsh, but true

1. If a question isn’t asked, does it make a sound?

1. Yes

I’m going to miss our collective refusal to admit that the plural of Jennings is Jenningses

I hope Allison Mack plays herself! Sounds like she could use the work!

Nah, baby, you the jerk

Nope. The documentary is just white people in brownface pretending to be Indian.

How old is this dude to have invented the submarine?

I always thought Rami Malek was gay