Hey, now. I wouldn't say Bernie has zero integrity. He is kinda irrelevant, though, so you're right about that.

BERNIE DOESN'T HAVE ANY EGO SUSAN SARANDON SAID SO

Nah, Bernie's gonna stay till the very last second of the podcast so it can be entered into the congressional record

I'm with you. There are plenty of better things to make fun of him for!

Actually, my dog realized it before I did. He was sniffing all around my chest and looking at me funny, and when I went for scans the next work the doctor said it had returned and spread to my lungs. (I'm fine now)

"There is nothing worse than literally realizing someone has blocked you"

Me just before the first act break last night: "Wow, they're really lingering on this lady in the sad grocery aisle… Hey, she almost looks like - [some kind of gaspy sound with my hand rushing to my mouth like I'm doing some old melodrama acting] OH MY GOD!"

If I remember correctly, I think that was a deliberate fakeout? Tatiana was talking about transporting something, with the implication being it was Martha, but it was actually the serum or whatever they were trying to get.

I *think* Olivia de Haviland will enter the narrative at some point.

I think Bernie will dead in 2020

If she hadn't teased it on twitter (and waited 45 minutes to clarify that they were returns from 2005) and if MSNBC hadn't had a fucking countdown clock to her show and the TAX RETURNS, people might have been more forgiving.

I realize that they assemble the casts and then shoehorn them into a theme, but what was game-changing about people like Varner? Is it because he came back and learned how to play the "new" game? What about Andrea? Culpepper?

I swear the only reason he had that Tomi Lahren on is because he wants to fuck her - over-bleached hair and smoke and mirrors make-up seems like his type.

Sith Lord is AV Club, not SNL

I *think* it suggests receiving a blow job while your dick is covered in maple syrup.

Because I'm 1,000 years old, it took me till this morning to understand exactly what the ‘Sticky Maple’ is.

Y'all haters corny

They've been foreshadowing it forever, though

I only ship her with a good psychopharmacologist!

Yes!