I don't want more Cole until he ditches Luisa. She's the worst!

I feel like Alison has been in this season for about five minutes.

She used her platform and privilege to speak out. I'm fine with that.

I don't know that she was intending to change any minds.

And he didn't even come up with that one!

That one is harsh, but fair. I'll allow it

Streep/Streisand 2020!

I think that is excellent wordplay, but probably too sophisticated to come from him.

That's pretty good!

This is a very good idea!

What dumbass adjective is he going to use as a nickname for her, a la Crooked Hillary? Cranky Meryl? Droopy Meryl? Bad Actress Meryl?

It felt very timely!

My acid trip would be ruined if it were accompanied by a woman yammering non-stop in a bad German accent.

Last Holiday is an underrated gem.

Joe is a poor man's Ben Foster and Julianna alternately reminds me of Julianne Nicholson and Michelle Monaghan.

Maybe Alison will get pregnant again and this time it will be Noah's but Cole will think it's his!

All the actors in the show look like offbrand versions of more famous, more attractive, better actors. I watch this mostly for its world-building, which is still a little meh.

Ever year I root for NBC and every year they produce a show that looks like they had one rehearsal for. This is certainly the best live musical they've done, , but the amount of technical fuck-ups in the first 20 minutes are inexcusable. Grease Live! set a technical standard that Hairspray tried, and failed, to…

Even when she's speaking as herself she sounds like she's speaking common words for the first time. Great voice, but she's a terrible actress, Oscar or not. All the alliteration and wordplay in Maybelle's lines was lost because of the way Hudson chomped through her lines.

It's gonna be worse regardless but I feel ya, boo.