We all know that could only be accomplished by Commander Bond

With mint frosting!

Bollywood superhero Krrish confirmed.

“Our free-range beef is fed only the finest local Brooklyn-grown grasses that are soaked in the tears and anguish of the USMNT.”

“Guys, we’re doing the milk thing tomorrow. Don’t forget to wear your black t-shirts.”

The problem is when you bump into one of the waitresses they all go flying everywhere.

The only thing I’ll really miss if the Kelvin timeline is gone is Urban’s McCoy. It was the best part of those movies (and probably the only thing that worked in the second).

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

Head first

keybpard explod

The only thing that could make this more Russell Westbrook level petty would be if he signed this on Durant’s birthday.

Please add this bit:

Please add this bit:

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Watch the video. Just do it. I usually don’t either. But watch this one.

Joe Thomas crawled to retirement through 10,000 snaps of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine- or maybe I just don’t want to. 10,000 snaps...that’s 11 seasons. Just north of a decade. Joe Thomas, who crawled through a river of shit and found himself still in a river of shit on the other side.

On a positive note, I bet that guy uses all parts of the cheerleader.

Flats.