They should make him vacuum so I can justify to my wife in buying it.

As a proud bronze support player, I can’t wait to fuck up on this map.

I’m trying to figure out why Benji or Roxanne are here. Or why Jaws IV is better than anything.

Meanwhile, lurking in the background, a disgruntled driver who thought this was a Cars & Coffee, looks for a place to crash for the night.

The Defenders aren’t just the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s street-level heroes, they all punch things really hard—and that’s part of what makes them so unique.

“I’ve often said if Freddie Mercury were alive, I would have asked Queen to do the soundtrack.”

How did I hear that? That’s a loud gif.

Nothing to do with the article, but if you haven’t been following these guys videos, you should. So great:

Barber: What you want?

Larry Nance Jr: Make me look like a 2K default player

Barber: Say no more fam

Apparently this is the video they send you if you sign up on the GoJaeger site.

This is my dog, Dags.

+1 animal cracker on your belly button

Dipping bread in a bowl of fresh, extra virgin olive oil ranks as one of the most pleasurable gastronomic experiences possible.

Yeah, but it’s a dry heat.

It was cyclical, but it was heavily implied that someday, Roland would get it right and the cycle would end. I’m not opposed to seeing that final cycle.

He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.

Nobody knows. Particle man.

I’m pretty sure it’s “Journey into Night”. That’s what Hopkins’ character called his new adventure.

IT’S A YOU, WHO IS NOW IT’S A ME!