This new realistic Yoshi is over the top.

What’s your go-to mocktail?

Look how small those cans look in his hands.

I wouldn’t do this shit even if you pay me $3,000,000,000,000 cash.

As an engineer, I can tell you that we often have to settle for “good enough”, because perfection takes too long and breaks the budget.

50s NBA: Essentially allstar pickup teams and some other guys who knew the rules of the game.

I believe in Russia that’s called a dog.

There’s video, but this is all I need:

Cars 3: The late Tom Magozzi of Car Talk fame is also going to reprise his role as Rusty (left) along with his brother Ray is Dusty. This makes me smile.

in a cell phone photo of an email delivered via a Twitter direct message.

Every squirrel’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-edged can.

The trick for that is instead of having a set of passwords that you have to remember, have a password algorithm you use to generate passwords based on the details of where you’re trying to log in. That way you only have to remember one thing.

People who drink ginger ale with fake flavoring are ... well, they already feel bad so I won’t be harsh. I favor Blenheim Ginger-Ale.

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Golic was clearly agitated during his explanation of things in that clip, thus, ironically, creating the most interesting moment in the show’s 18 year history. All it took was cancelling it for being uninteresting.

Plus, I bet most of those fans know the difference between skinning and plucking poultry.

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

Deitsch reported that Rex Ryan is “likely” to serve as an analyst in the booth alongside Mowins.

I like that the Transformers are such good sports that it looks like they only used guns once we had them.