Oh, come on, baseball isn't that bad.

Nah.

I’m not sure if you are talking about Great Danes, horses, or children but I’m hoping for an unexpected combination.

It’s like building up an immunity to venom.

Rub your hands on the metal sink. No more garlic stink.

Korean shepherd pie sounds good. I couldn’t eat the food court one, due to my allergies.... Otherwise it would have my vote.

Was it at Jefferson? I used to date someone who worked in the cafe and I’d run into Russell a lot when I went to pick her up. One time, I was reading a golf magazine off the rack, waiting for her shift to be over, and Bill comes up to me, shakes my hand (his hands are gigantic; I’m 6'5" and his fingers felt like they…

I can’t believe the judges held his use of Coldplay in such contempt that they gave him less points than those dudes that spent their whole performance wiping out.

oh i dunno, if nothing else, being a parent offers a pretty good tax break.

he pleads not ghillie.

But what about getting poisoned from all the dutch ovens he’s receiving from himself and me at night?

If BUF beats JAX then the Bills will be playing NE.

‘’and the ability to lift 1,234,600 pounds in total’’

I love this show so much, warts and all. It was one of the first shows that I watched while the internet realized they could dissect ongoing media in online forums. It was great to watch and great to dissect. It was the first truly “modern,” show, in the way that it pretty much informed how lots of folks watch shows…

Isn’t this literally what the Fantastic Beast movies are? The first one was pure tripe and the next one has Johnny Depp playing Wizard Hitler so I’m not holding my breath on it being much better.

And what sport is this exactly?

When Fancy Kristen said she wanted “a car filled with coke,” this is not what she meant.