Still too bourgeoisie. Wedding bands can only be a simply knotted string, which was spun from the combined pubic hairs of both partners, matted together with a little bit of beeswax stolen from a bear who couldn’t get their fat ass out of a honey tree.

It does a search through your order history and things that are Prime items, then it gives you voice-feedback about the item, how much it costs, when it will be delivered, etc. Then you have to give it a voice confirmation or cancellation.

It does look weird for some reason, but its actually OK.

According to their website, supposedly.

According to their website, supposedly.

If you are making any kind of cheesy dish (Mac and Cheese, Nacho Cheese, etc), Sodium Citrate is awesome. If you have friends over watching you cook, its almost like performing a magic trick, since they are used to cheese melting into a separated mess. Even better it just looks like regular table salt, so you can…

Exactly. Also most tours last longer than the current president’s term, especially if you go career military. If you make the decision based on whoever is in office, then that would be short-sighted, since by the time you join, get trained, etc there will only be a year or so left for the current administration (if…

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You use Roman numerals -and- the metric system up there? Are you trying to make it as hard as possible for us to move up there in the near future?

Wife: Computer, order Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, both parts.

He just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side.

They are definitely part of the problem. You can build a lander, but they’ve had problems with trucks, etc. Just on consoles.

Same here. Don’t even try to make a rover or vehicle of some kind. Game just stops.

BOB: [Walking out of Golden Panda II, uncomfortable and regretting that third trip through the buffet line]

Exactly. The bills are definitely legal tender, but bank policies (and private institutions) have different rules.

Well there’s different colors of coarse sugar, which just taste sweet.

Just another Gator destined for the penal system.

DeMarcus has found a way to counter Meyer’s weak Praying Mantis style Fu.

Maybe it’ll be a specialized add-on component or module. Kinda like a Cummins diesel, Bose sound system, Android Auto interface, etc.

This. Why was it randomly opening/closing? All I could think of was Sigourney Weaver shouting “Well, screw that.”

If they’re cooked well enough, you can just hold on to the smaller end of the two joints and scrap the meat off the bones with your teeth in one motion. Zero mess.