My wife and I saw the movie Saturday night, and there were a ton of kids in there, including this 6-7 year old boy that set right next to us with his family.

From the referenced article:

Not gonna lie, I read this as “just how fucking beard were you to make that?”

They might be now... but their first effort was pretty rough.

Cool that is a great tip. Last time I ordered a box and they were stale. I just powered through them but it was not pleasant.

Quest bars are pretty good. They also don’t melt easily, so you can stow them somewhere in your bag and not get a gummy mess later.

Boy, George really didn’t look like he meant to hurt that poor woman. But it didn’t make her cry so she’s OK.

You can find it in some well-stocked grocery stores, or health food stores. Or buy it on Amazon. You don’t need much; you typically use about a TSP per cup of liquid, but the more you add the more ‘set’ the resulting gelatin-substance gets.

Seems legit.

That proves it: flopping is also found in the natural world.

Never think while you’re hungry

Jaguars’ jagoff juggles junk; Jacksonville jokes justified.

+1 Mind Gem

Exactly. Doesn’t help that Scrod and black coffee were mentioned in the same article.

Definition #2: the weird ash stuff in the Upside-down.

An invitation for a dressage table-tennis lesson

It looks good on them, tho.

Starting it off early this year.

[Sees nothing wrong with it.]

Dutch is going to be PISSED.