I "wrote" a script called, "Mr. Ed 2020." It was just an episode of Mr. Ed, the one where he's sad Wilbur isn't around to play chess w/ him any more, but there's no gravity, & Mr. Ed is shackled to the floor on a long chain.

I've been sitting here deciding on whether to commit to taking a luntesta, & giving up on the day, & i take this as sign

There's a really good book called, Dead Funny: Telling Jokes in Nazi Germany, written by Rudolph Herzog, son of Werner.

Write "Free Shins Stink" on the side.

I desperately need a car, & know enough musicians who would be down w/ forming a scam band. *strokes chin* Trailer Thief, a hardcore punk band that sings about rural crime.

Arts education, or suspending him for 10 days so he could stay home & make a mix tape?

I think the first one I did that on was when He-Man was suddenly in outer space.

Deeeezen nuts

Agree? He's spent a fortune of his own money pushing for this for years.Originally Spears was going to be played by Adrien Brody.

I love gold farming. Playing the market, not the being a sweatshop employee. It's like a whole wall street game inside the game, w/ financial journals and everything. I like feeling like a rich ass dope looking skeleton.

yeah.

I went to the premiere of it in Austin, TX, & it was at this old campground, & everybody dressed up in camp clothes, & got super day drunk. I'll always have a soft spot for it.

oh, there won't be any shortage of that.

Yeah, he was still around. I saw that when I was about four, & that just had the side effect of making a kid bawl their eyes out.

Tity Boi Goes to Washington

There's a Wu-Tang affiliate named Shorty Shitstain.

One of the most enjoyable reads I had last year.

Are Jeffery Tambor & Steve Buscemi going to do weird accents in The Death of Stalin? Hopefully. I'd go see it for that alone.

They're from my home town. I remember a bunch of punk/metal bands in high school had equipment they stole from the Nixons.

Besides Avril Lavigne, who publicly admits to liking Nickleback?