I mean, I grew up in white-ass-white CONNECTICUT and that shit makes me uncomfortable. CONNECTICUT. And I went to school in that era. Huh, this revelation weirdly restored a little bit of my faith in Connecticut. Thanks for not having slave auctions with your students, BrokenToasterKid Regional High!

You are wrong about everything. You should want cornbread and you should want greens and if they come on a fucking soaked paper plate you eat them and you like them.

A place in Boston does a hotdog topped with mac n cheese, jalapeno and potato chips. I think they call it The White Trash. It’s fucking glorious. And since a hotdog isn’t a sandwich, a pizza, or a burger, you’ll be able to eat it with massive satisfaction.

Craft water: stupid. Painfully fucking stupid.

You may be the worst troll I’ve ever seen. Not worst like “whoa he’s a bad bad man, watch out”. It’s worst like: “is that an eleven-year-old?”

I’m not prepared to accept much in the way of any excuse for mouth-open eating. It’s a basic lack of respect for other humans.

Serious question, no snark. I heard from some literary types The Art of Fielding seemed douchey. I have no axe to grind with Harbach and I rather liked the little intro he wrote for the republished Christy Mathewson book. Haven’t picked it up because of that backlash.

Unfiltered, right?

Help me discern my options. I am a grad student and I teach writing (usually). Not this year though. So when I get back into a classroom, maybe next fall or later, how the hell am I gonna deal with this shit? Last time I taught, I got to say hopeful stuff about justice and the arc of history and critical thought all…

Yeah, those rumors have been out there so long at this point it’s tough to shake them, and the whole Olivia-Munn-is-too-hollywood-for-our-aw-shucks-family line of thought seems like thin gruel to me. It would be sad if it turns out he’s closeted because his family (especially that one beasty brother) seem pretty…

I think the existence of erection guy is God’s own sin. It will buck basically all of theology, but somebody had better get on figuring that one out.

Eh, for counter-trolling to be effective, the people would need to have some sense of social shame or any kind of tether to reality. Their inboxes could be permaflooded with hate, repudiations, SkyMall, and violent pornography and they would look at it and just think to themselves ‘liberal conspiracy’.

Oh there are not enough stars to give. Excellent work.

I can’t seem to find my ability to cogently react to this article because my head is still busy spinning as I’m trying to figure out what the fuck is up with that Anna Kendrick hit piece.

Good for New Orleans but the IronPigs are the one true MiLB team. All others are just child’s play.

I’m thinking that might have changed, and I haven’t heard of the place. Plus maybe MacGradys was only around since, hmm, 2007 or 08? That would have been before I moved to the area so it’s just a guess anyway.

Trolljob was my very first thought. Nearly started laughing at “deplorability”. What a fucking joke.

Binga’s can be a little weird just because it makes me feel like I’m around a bunch of people that might wanna pound the crap outta me, 80s movie villain style. Or, more obviously, that’s about my out-of-town-ness, my insecurities, and my Giants fandom. That said, the wings and beer are great and the place is worth…

This one’s an all-timer, even for you. Good lord. Take your filthy, toejam-covered +1 and get out!

Hurdles. The objects are hurdles.