That’s bad and you should feel bad. You don’t always have to leave booze but in this case you shoulda.

+1/2 for sheer insanity
+1/2 because i’m surprised I agree with half of these.

My guess is the inability of this dude to give his spouse the organ is precisely how he ended up divorced (and such a shitty writer).

There was a Mankey in my bedroom when I woke up. This game is disturbing.

Funny that mine is the Nancy Kerrigan attack. Functionally not different than the OJ chase but in my mind much more clear and important. Which just means I was a dumb, dumb kid.

Except the Vale has held out from all conflict thus far and has some of the freshest, best-provisioned and strongest troops in Westeros. On top of that, Vale knights are (in the book - only vaguely so in the show) clearly established as incredibly talented fighters and strong horsemen.

Agreed. Saw the same thing, figured that they left it a no-call because Take Mountain would have erupted if the refs as have ‘too much to do with the outcome of the game.’ Fuck the weak and sloppy nature of Curry’s defensive play, right? Because if the refs make a call that penalizes Curry there’s gonna be a freakout.…

Waited all day for the Draper Take(tm) after last night’s game.

If I watch even half an episode of Deadwood, I’m basically guaranteed to walk around for 6 days straight calling everything in sight “cocksucking.”

I am truly glad the full kit wanker doesn’t quite have a true analogue in american sports (aside from that one Kobe dude up there). But i fear the day will come, sooner or later.

Am man, do this anyway because of luscious, flowing locks.

Please tell me this is one of those made-up-for-Kinja-for-the-ha-has type facts. Not one of the ‘true’ type ones.

This comment is masterful, and criminally underrated.

(Mayer)

This has to be a regional thing. I live and camp all over the Northeast. I am obsessed with cleaning up after myself and nobody I’ve met on the trail or camping leaves any litter anywhere. Not out on the AT, not in state or national parks, not on day trails. Seriously. Admittedly I was a Boy Scout and got Leave no…

This is me in this comments section, too, but my name is gray and my litle picture is some blue pixels so, y’know, nothin’ to lose.

Samer, you spelled Jackie Bradley Jesus wrong.

How the hell do you dare not mention the IronPigs in talking about silly MiLB team names!?!

So happy CJ is getting minutes and defying expectations. Lillard is a monster and at one point early on I figured CJ might never get noticed on that blazers bench. Glad to see I was wrong.

Maaan, remember Dom Cosentino? That was a guy.