I am literally sitting at work right now with a “human” who drinks these. He doesn’t know I am reading this article. Whenever he has mentioned these in the past I think he is a lunatic.

Sorry, incorrect on that one. Definitely this update was the Live Team. They said as much, quite directly, on the stream. The Live Team’s role has been small, and this is their biggest thing to date. Still small, admittedly, but not the main group.

All. The. Fucking. Time.

OH I AM SO EXCITED THIS POST IS UP.

I hope we get a Deadspin headline for every. Single. Cards. Loss. This. Year.

I’m just gonna pull up this seat here and watch all the impotent whining rage about Bonds. Deadspin commenters, GO!

If the Jays are that pissed off, maybe they should take it up with Encarnacion for slapping a dickshit ball right into a double play with the bases loaded.

“Ankle tap”

Dope take. Tell me more about what I’m allowed to like.

LL Bean outlet mongram mess-ups are a notable exception to all monogram rules.

CERTIFIED NUTMEGGER here to overrule you, Drew:

This is the best comment in all of the responses. Thanks.

I genuinely began to “tsk tsk” to myself, going: That’s not funny. This person found a Vine of a disabled young man playing basketball against Krapsnaps Bazingas and is using this person (perhaps afflicted with some form of physical as well as mental disability) to insult the already execrable Darren Rovell.

Yeah, I forgot about thems. I always forget about ol’ Vinland because...i mean there is a dude named Ponce to think about instead.

Dude, at best Columbus halfassedly stumbled upon Cuba (which he fucking ran around calling “Japan” for ages) and, eventually hispaniola. He kinda “discovered” some stuff but can’t really be said to have discovered the Americas. And it took til fucking Ponce de Leon until someone found Florida.

AD: “Thanks for finding my suitcases!”

I am but a sad denizen of the grays but this is what I wanted to say. All this is spot-on, with only one additional caveat: never be a dick to the regular salesperson if they can’t/won’t/don’t help with your little haggling situation. They’ll inevitably let the manager know you were sucky PLUS being shitty to people…

Well... we figured the legacy would kinda take care of itself so we just kinda shake it off once a week and hit it with a little Lys- .....Febreeze.

Why, sweet Lord why? Why do people misuse “barter” so often? Inevitably, someone says “barter” and they mean “haggle” or “bargain”. Nearly every time.

I love Jay and Dan. I remember visiting Toronto a few years back and getting really excited to watch Sportcentre on TSN. And I watched in my hotel room as they goofed around and did their thing.