GODDAMNIT I SAID YOU WERE WRONG!

The other 5% off the time you're cooking for someone who is low carb and doesn't want the bread that traditionally goes with a burger.

Salisbury steak is cooked ground beef with gravy on it. I've never heard of grilled salisbury steak.

Bollocks. A sandwich is a way of serving something. A pile of corned beef without bread is just a pile of corned beef.

A burger is like a delicious black hole or other astronomical object. It is a burger when it is by itself, but adding things to it (bun, lettuce, tomato, onions, planets, asteroid belt) doesn't transform it into something else - it's still a burger. Prissy and foolish low-carb types order a burger "without the bun"…

And, worst of all: