By the logic of your argument, do you feel that a hot dog would better fit under the classification of a burrito?

I agree on all points except for the hot dog. I would qualify the structure of lasagna to be described as a sandwich but not the dish itself.

An engineer came up with that. 

Dear Jimmy Dean,

Those aren’t costumes. That is just underwear and some wings.

I think that the stabbing was uncalled for, but the victim sure as hell should have been expecting something. 

People who like having fun should just go fuck themselves. How dare you wear a costume that isn’t scary? Assholes!

The United States isn’t the wealthiest country in the world. It isn’t even in the top 10.

And condoms break or fall off. Shit happens and women end up getting pregnant.

I perfect my mashed potatoes rough mashed. Riced potatoes looks all fancy, but I am that person that loves lumps in their mashed potatoes.

I love to bake, especially pie, which is why I have 5 pie plates which stack perfectly together despite all being different depths and diameters, not to mention all bought randomly over the years.

That is bizarre. I could understand them having sub par knives and cheap frying pans, but not having a corkscrew, that is insane. I’ve gotten them free with purchase of wine many times. You can find them in most corner stores. 

You should really consider getting a gravy boat. They are good for a number of sauces and are super handy for final prep in the kitchen.

Serving spoons. You really should have like 5-8 of them in your kitchen drawer somewhere. You can pick them up at cheap kitchen stores for like $3 each.

We’ve all known for years that Charles would never, ever be King. He just isn’t King material and being with Camilla sealed it. The Queen has been holding on until one of her Grandsons were settled into the right place to take their rightful place on the throne.

They are too gummy which is why I will just suck on them, one at a time.

Take 5s are good, but the pretzels just aren’t salty enough for my taste.

It is Hersheys that is the problem. their chocolate is garbage. Also, I swear Reeces Peanutbutter Cups have gotten sweeter and sweeter over the years. 

I make deep fried candy bars with the fun sized bars. For one, your batter to candy bar ration is better and you can offer a selection of candy bars inside since Mars bars are cloyingly sweet. Twix or Oh Henry are way better choices.

There is only one way to eat a Charleston Chew. Throw it in the freezer and then smash its frozen body into bits.