Yeah. There is something seriously wrong with you. You probably love those soap flavoured candies.

You will pay for your wicked ways.

Junior Mints are a pale shadow next to Peppermint Patties, but I will still eat them.

I smash up Werthers and put them in chocolate chip cookies. They make a bit of a mess, but are so awesome.

I love swedish fish and three musketeers. Smarties (aka rockets) I can take it or leave it, but I had an ex who adored them. I actually got her a giant bag of them for her birthday and she nearly peed herself in excitement.

My parents let us have all our candy. Two years in a row, my brother ended up throwing up by the end of the night. My bag usually lasted me about 2 weeks, mainly because I always had a good hiding spot since my siblings would all try to find mine once they devoured theirs by sundown on November 1st.

My parents were reasonably tight about candy, sweets, and junk food, but that was the 80's and it was a lot easier. We also lived on a farm so our trick or treating was quite limited. I think we’d hit about 20 houses, at most.

As for Amethyst’s family, they are totally supportive of her intentions

I feel like Henry would be conflict.

Wow. Someone actually got the memo. I’ve had this argument with coworkers many times and it really is just so simple as if you don’t think people will know who you are dressed as without black face, then it is a terrible costume.

The thing is, as a white person, white people just don’t care. We’ll sign a petition, share a link, and comment on how the injustice that POC and WOC are experience is horrible, but we generally aren’t going to do much about it. We’re not going to deal with the racist relatives, friends, or coworkers. We’ll come to a…

For the first person who’s boss followed them on Twitter, I’d let the profile go dark for a while and then quietly block the boss. They won’t know and they can move on with their life.

My fridge is easily 50% condiments. Sadly, I ran out of my favorite mustard which the store was also out of when I went there today. 

Or at least get an under counter water filter for your kitchen. People who keep and drink bottle water at home just annoy me. It is such a waste on several levels.

• Why are you putting peanut butter in the fridge? Cold peanut butter is bad.

There are several things on that list that I would want to spend more than $20 on. Backpack, rice cooker, and phone charger all stick out for me. 

Last year I replaced all my daily socks with socks from this brand called Stance. They are not cheap, but they are comfortable and they are still in excellent condition.

I pull this quote out anytime someone tries to defend that feted shit stain of a man.

Fuck. Now I have lost another actor that I used to like. Roman Polanski is indefensible and should be treated as such.

Can we punch him in the dick as a joke for him?