One place, when I ordered club soda with lemon, brought me fancy glass with soda and a lemon wedge plus one of those small wine carafes nicely filled including ice and a slice of lemon and lime in it. I went through like 3 refills of the carafe which then only charged me for one drink the whole night.

I think recording your kids doing dumb shit is fine, but posting it online is kind of a dick move. The thing is, those videos aren’t going to go away. 

I once called BCAA (I live in Canada) for a group of black tourists, but not before I scared the crap out of them unintentionally.

You would need to make a mechanism that gives the right amount of pressure at a fast enough speed.

At least she didn’t claim that she is young as she looks to be mid to late 40's and not gracefully.

I don’t care what her bullshit excuse is, I just hope she trips and falls face first into some dog shit live on camera.

I’d be more concerned about skin cancer than aging. My mom and dad got into tanning in their 40's. My mom has had something like 6 different surgeries for skin cancer now.

I just can’t imagine having a house that big. Also, too many windows. I would like a sense of privacy and I don’t want to have to close 50 sets of blinds because I want to walk to the bathroom naked at 2am.

There are plenty of places that don’t have sidewalks.

If your self discipline is as good as your use of paragraphs, then you have nothing to brag about.

If you check around, you can find hotels that have breakfast included with the room for like $4 and it is completely decent. My favorite of this was a hotel in Kyoto where I got a full, traditional Japanese breakfast. This isn’t the exact breakfast I had, but pretty much the same deal.

He could totally put me in my place by having my kitchen redone and turning my balcony into a den.

Anyone want to start a fund to buy AR-15s for POC (who pass our own thorough background check)?

I think I would be perfectly happy with him having a stroke and dying . . . preferably in the cockpit of Airforce One where he somehow falls onto the controls sending the aircraft into a dive in such a manner that a wing tears off and the worst of the Republican Party are all onboard at the time.

The name was thought of by the same person who thought those random face tattoos were a good idea.

Why is the Simpsons still on tv at all? It is a story of permanently stagnated characters that has been on the air for 30 years. It hasn’t just jumped the shark, it has been riding on that shark for some time now.

Sadly, not all guys think that way. At a previous place of work, we hired this 19 year old who was very pretty. She got a lot of unwanted attention from nearly every guy in the facility. It was gross and a bit pathetic. 4 or 5 guys specifically had to get talked to.

Sequels are rarely as good as the original and the original Natalie Portman Rap is definitely the best.

Did she also think that he’d give her a pony that flies because that is just as likely.

I have an uncle who I have torn a strip off of at several family gatherings over the years when he goes off on stupid, crazy rants. If he ran for office, I would write an op-ed about him and some of the racist, ignorant shit he has said over the years because the man isn’t qualified to organize a pot of tea let alone…