I don’t think I will ever develop a taste for blue cheese or Stiltons. I’ve tried every type that the cheese shop has and none of them appeal to me.

If you want to impress people, learn to saber with a spoon. I demonstrated that at a party last new years.

And a couple are ‘good riddance’.

It feels like they are trying to avoid having the kids dance in any way that could be interpreted as sexual or provocative.

The color choices on this Hello Kitty car are tighter. Also, the picture of Jojo looks horribly distorted in the picture of the BMW.

The car and her outfit looks like a unicorn erupted its rainbow colored diarrhea all over it.

There is worse. For a while, my mom was somehow texting to my gmail account so they’d show up as emails. The extra annoying part was that she is one of those people that can’t say it all in one text message. She has to send it as one sentence per message. There was easily 10+ emails/texts sent to me in like 2 minutes. 

has no regrets about her criticisms of the president.

I guess the real question is what does chemical free sunblock contain? I would also be curious to get a hold of their sunblock to give it a proper field test. As someone descended from the palest people known to man, I have some strong opinions about sun block.

So people of faith get punished for an extreme minority? It seems like every second atheist that I meet is an ass; at least, the ones that make an effort to let you know.

If you want a Junior Bacon Cheese Burger, just come up to Canada: the land of the free where we still have the JBC on the menu.

The Baconator is a subpar burger. It is too much bacon (which will get me stupid comments from morons). The Bacon Deluxe 1/4 lb Burger at Wendy’s is the best bacon cheese burger at all the big chains.

The Bacon Deluxe 1/4 lb Burger at Wendy’s is the best bacon cheese burger of the big chains.

What is the key command for a new copy that is half her age? There’s something truly pathetic about dating someone literally less than half your age. He is literally old enough to be her dad from an actual marriage.

I would just empty my entire apt into a storage locker and head off on vacation for a couple months. There is a small chain of island near by that, when I get back from vacation, I could rent a place for a few months while I look for a house to buy and sort out some investments.

So asshole atheists get a free pass?

What item in your kitchen that you’ll never get rid of despite people encouraging you to?

I would like to know what anti-nausea medication she is on to keep her from vomiting when kissing the rotten orange.

Yeah. I have been working on it, but the urge to just talk is hilariously overwhelming at time. Having to deal with men who are clueless and try to mansplain my job to me is starting to vaccinating myself against mansplaining to others.