Those tuna laying out are in a freezing cold room. That’s the tuna auction.

At the old fish market, tourists weren’t able to go in except at certain times of the day in the first place. If you came during peak hours and didn’t have an access pass, you would be turned away and you could never attend the Tuna Auction unless you were with a buyer.

I was raised in a barn. I say please and thank you and always pinkies out.

I don’t understand why faux incest has suddenly become this thing right now.

I get the joke, but their fondant isn’t really chocolate. It is mostly stabilizer and crap.

As a Canadian, Tim Hortons sucks too. They were good like 20 years ago, but, ever since they stopped making the donuts in the shops, it has sucked.

I was pretty terrified at that point as he’d been trying to follow me home for almost two weeks at that point and, when I did that, my brain was full of adrenaline. Walking up to his apt door (it is surprisingly easy to get into older apt buildings), I was running all the worst case scenarios over and over in my head.

You don’t need fiction. Just look to places like Iran or North Korea.

Janet’s straight man performance is so absolutely brilliant. It is quite possibly the best part of The Good Place.

Or that the Republicans gave another tax break for the rich.

Boom! COTD!

I have a lot of criticisms of ICP and their fans, but I can’t call the band racists.

Having watched the video, Shaggy 2 Dope was probably just drunk and made a bad choice. We’ve all made bad choices when drunk or pushed in a bad direction by a friend.

I’m voting Horrible Plague. The world would recover faster.

I’m too famous to alter my material for these babies.

I refuse to get the app. My friends can already phone me, email me, text me, and just show up at my place.

I want Trump and his cronies to die in the fiery wreck of airforce one. Just one, good structural flaw in the wing mounting.

I think I’d rather skip to the punchline of his swift death. I don’t care if they suffer, but I wouldn’t be sad if they were gone. I imagine that someone will criticize me for saying that, but these people are the same ilk who send out flyers of liberal politicians with targets on them, suggesting that those…

And, maybe, the rest of his body into the same meat grinder.

Just looking at the pictures, I wouldn’t eat that. It looked like the person who plated it hated their job and the people they serve. It takes very little effort to make something look appetizing.