If he was close enough to be in danger of being stabbed, the officer should have been able to put one in the guy’s leg. This moron should be facing more than 15 years. He is a lazy, ignorant, coward that murdered a man.

You are totally bad ass.

My great uncle owned a massive farm and the majority of the local John Deere Dealership and he was a great man, but that was also back in the 80's.

You win, and my stores are the guy who stalked me and the other who tried to pull me into the entrance of his apt building when I refused to go up on a first date.

Friend set us up. He spent the date humble bragging. I cut things short. He stalked me for like 4-5 months until I humiliated him at a party.

But that is too simple.

That is fucking brilliant and rather awesome.

I kind of enjoy explaining stuff like boofing to family and coworkers. I have one particular coworker who keeps asking me what different things are and her horrified reaction when I tell her what something like Spacedocking is. She is kind of young (22) and I feel like she had a really sheltered upbringing.

Adopted!

I maintain that there is a super easy way for them to ditch Johnny Depp out of this movie. Just have it be that the side effects from prolonged use of whatever magic he was using to change his appearance (polyjuice potion, I assume) is that it makes you randomly change back into other people that you disguised…

Trustafarians is just a fancy term for a rich person slumming. I’ve known a few, living in shit basement suites with furniture from the Salvation Army thrift store or straight up the back alley, but with a high end camera and the latest Mac Book Pro.

What is with getting a bunch of shitty face tattoos? I have a fair amount of ink on my body, but I would never anything on my face nor would I get shit as random as these morons are getting. If I got sick of it, I could get them painfully removed, but still, that just looks awful.

In highschool, I got a beard who was super into giving hickies.

In the 11th grade, I got paranoid that my parents would find out that I wasn’t straight so I got a beard (which, in retrospect, is kind of a shitty thing to do to a person, but I was terrified that my parents would throw me out). My beard LOVED giving hickeys which I actually found worked for me.

risotto is an unbeatable trash meal

Where do you shop that doesn’t sell skinless chicken thighs? When I get them, there is only a couple small strips of fat left which takes a split second to remove.

chicken thighs are a far better cut of meat than breasts. Better texture and flavour.

Eat Chicken thighs, not breasts. I find chicken breasts to be a bit dry and flavourless while the thighs are way better meat. Anyone who makes chicken cacciatore with anything other than the thighs is dead to me. 

If I ever get married, I will insist on eloping and we can just rent a restaurant for a ‘reception’ when we get back. Everyone can just watch a video of the ceremony which, if we are being honest, is the boring and over priced part.

Is volume 1 missing pages 53 and 54? I have a copy from a Japanese printer and, when I compared it to a friend’s copy that was an North American printing, those pages were missing. The Major is having virtual sex on those pages. 

Is volume 1 missing pages 53 and 54? I have a copy from a Japanese printer and, when I compared it to a friend’s…