Spoken like somebody who’s never driven a car with a Lucas electrical system.

Dude nah. It looks rather ungainly for the time. That weird hunch of the motor cover and the comically disproportioned front fender that looks like it was stung by a huge bee... Just no, this has nothing on the simple perfection of a classic Vespa.

“The incident came to a CRASHENDO on East U.S. Route...”

Yeah, he’s already been announced as new EIC on a few websites. Fingers crossed it works out well!

I just looked. That’s a good pick!

Looks like you forgot to ding dang your dang a long ling long.

1952 Vincent Black Lightning - Richard Thompson 

I’m rebuilding a 1960s Sears Alstate (Puch) scooter.

A well-sorted Commando is a thing of beauty, and a surprisingly delicately-handling machine.

what is your definition of upstate ny?

Kawi seems to do retro bikes quite well.

Waiting eons for my title for a 1974 Moto Guzzi sinse it doesn’t have a 17 digit Vin which came into being in 1982.  Also what many people don’t know is NC DMV offices are private entities, NOT state agencies so you can ( I have) receive different answers on an issue depending on the office you choose.  Have a tricky…

Friend of a friend had a Golf Harlequin in Woodstock, NY (appropriate) back in the very early oughts. Pretty cool. Looks like he should have hung on to it! 

Fundamentally disagree.

That Norton is the image of what I think of when someone says British bike.

Yes but only 1/25 the normal ransom.

But then the handlebars would be on the other side & be really awkward to drive.

Motorcycle importation is a future entry in this series! :D

OK, but bear with me... how about a JDM motorcycle? Maybe you need 400cc of bosozoku brattiness in your life?