Jul 13

I hear you. Right now I’m working on a way to replace a mid-1960s motorcycle air filter: it must fit certain dimensions, etc. etc. etc. Read more

Jul 13

“We have to find a way to make this ... fit into the hole for this .... using nothing but that.” Read more

Jun 22

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

Jun 16

It’s kinda like when your girlfriend breaks up with you and you tell all your mutual friends that you are doing fine and are better off without her, but really you cry yourself to sleep every night while alternating between pulls straight from a plastic vodka bottle and eating store brand Lucky Charms right out the Read more

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Jun 8

And don’t forget another great restoration channel, my mechanics

May 11

Yes, a four-wheel electric tricycle. You know, like a biped with a third leg, or a five-legged quadrupedal dog...” Read more

Mar 12

Someone get the sacrificial chicken and summoning alternator.  

Mar 12

As a rust aficionado, and extensive wrenching enthusiast, I suppose British car interest was inevitably in your future. Read more

Nov 13

Took me about 1.6 times longer than it should have to get the joke

Nov 8

Rookie mistake. If you see babies as a surge to avoid, you never buy a bulkhead seat. That’s where the bassinets are.