Page 2, “We’d like to retain you as a customer. Please find enclosed a special offer for $500 off a Focus R...,er, a Fiesta S...,er Taurus SH...Um, can we interest you in the Edge ST?”
Now you can’t hear it.
There was a shed on the property next to our house. A contractor was clearing the property in prep for a new home, and when he tore down the shed, in addition to scattering an almost infinite number of rodents, he discovered a basketcase Norton Commando.
If things go according to plan, I will finally, at 51 years of age, get myself licensed to ride and possibly buy a motorcycle. I’m thinking something used, with a budget of $3,000 for the bike itself and another grand for gear.
A correctly adjusted seat with a rear facing car seat behind me.
My brother-in-law, Van, has a van, but no Van Van. If I bought a Van Van, perhaps Van would lend me his Van to transport my Van Van... but then he would prolly buy a Van Van of his own, and then there wouldn’t be enough room in Van’s Van Van van for my Van Van, too.
Now that is a wedding crasher.
I make it a point to look for motorcycle stories, and have been putting up at least a couple per week. Glad you enjoyed it.
I’m glad to see a motorcycle-related article on Jalopnik. It would be nice to read more of them.
Using a polarizing filter to shoot a Tesla - ironic.
My German is rusty.
As are most of my other things.
Unpopular opinion incoming:
Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.
That would have made a vast difference.
It was definitely this man’s unlocky day.
Can we go with this so its not a pile of shit by 50,000mi?