Broken-Aero
broken-aero
9/10/19
3:49 PM
10

They don’t have any money left after paying the liability insurance premiums for Bob Sorokanich

9/5/19
9:53 AM
87

The only shuddering plants in Ohio are the ash trees when they see the emerald ash borers headed their way.

8/23/19
2:15 PM
105

Personally, I’d think something like this would be more suitable for ten-year-olds:

8/20/19
12:00 PM
397

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

8/19/19
10:56 AM
97

The last recession almost broke me to the core. Up to it’s peak companies sucked you dry and worked you death while you had to tell employees you can’t give some of them raises because there isn’t money and they accept it as there’s nowhere else they can go for work because no one is hiring. When your company finally

8/7/19
8:14 PM
186

Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.

8/7/19
2:03 PM
25

So, a true Stealership then?

3/28/19
9:39 AM
58

Page 2, “We’d like to retain you as a customer.  Please find enclosed a special offer for $500 off a Focus R...,er, a Fiesta S...,er Taurus SH...Um, can we interest you in the Edge ST?”

3/11/19
8:33 PM
11

There was a shed on the property next to our house. A contractor was clearing the property in prep for a new home, and when he tore down the shed, in addition to scattering an almost infinite number of rodents, he discovered a basketcase Norton Commando.

1/24/19
9:29 PM
32

If things go according to plan, I will finally, at 51 years of age, get myself licensed to ride and possibly buy a motorcycle. I’m thinking something used, with a budget of $3,000 for the bike itself and another grand for gear.

1/12/19
1:22 PM
25

My brother-in-law, Van, has a van, but no Van Van. If I bought a Van Van, perhaps Van would lend me his Van to transport my Van Van... but then he would prolly buy a Van Van of his own, and then there wouldn’t be enough room in Van’s Van Van van for my Van Van, too.