“I’m sorry, but your Ferrari’s policy specifically excludes damage that happens on a track.”

Sounds like you’ve met my ex 

so is, “i pay x in taxes....” the new, “ im not racist but...”

Everyone always talks about engine size when discussing beginner bikes. But what is more important is weight and center of gravity. Your thoughts are dead on, but maybe not for the reasons the other commenters keep talking about. A smaller cc bike instills more confidence because of the lower weight.
I wish people…

You know what? I’m buying one. I love simple bikes like this, because I like cool bikes more than I like fast bikes. You know how we talk about “slow car fast?” Okay, well, it’s fun to peg a bike and know that it’s going to be a moment before you hit 70 mph. If you’re just riding around town, having fun, or even…

Am I the only person who thinks 3rd prize sounds more appealing than 1st prize?

When asked about his effort in adjusting the animator’s code, Gaume replied:

I have V50II sitting in the garage.  It caught fire, because, you know, Italian electric.  It’s an awesome bike, I’m restoring it, it deserves it.  The weird thing is, I don’t know why it’s so awesome, it’s such a lovely little machine.

I, for one, am adoring Jay’s “Pandemic-edition” videos. No PR people marketing a new vehicle. No videos that almost feel like an “obligation” that Jay is trudging through. Just him and one of his own cars, or a car he’s borrowing, that he is truly, truly passionate about.

And if you’ve ever heard one run, it sounds just like a sewing machine.

A couple of weeks ago I tried to buy a 2012 Tiger 800 for $2k. Someone beat me to it.

I’ve owned both. A Spitfire and two Hinkley-era Daytonas.  I don’t own any at the moment.

Asking the real hard hitting questions here...

I’m mad that CD players are gone and touchscreens rule the earth.

Norton Manx, but Streetified.

I don’t know how to ride, nor have ever tried, buuuuuutttttt:

A chicken, huh? Okay. Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous period. You get your first look at this “big chicken” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head — and you keep still ‘cause you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement, like a T-Rex, he’ll lose you if you…

Haha - Lucas, prince of darkness

Because Lucas - the additional 1.5 watt load on the electrical system would probably cause the car to burst into flames.