It's time for me to break up with my boyfriend because he is obviously cheating on me with you.

Haha I remember sitting in a porta-potty at Sasquatch music festival checkin the morning news to make sure I the world wasn't falling. and saw that El-P and Killer Mike announced Run the Jewels 1. I have never flipped out in a porta-potty. I was about to see both of them that day on separate stages just praying that…

I would add to that, THIS.

Oo, BURN.

he didn't bring enough coke with him.

Now I have this clear mental image of the vine playing in a loop on an HD screen in a fine art museum, a bunch of people viewing it as a docent describes the beauty of the piece and it's composition, noting all the secondary characters and their little details.

Definitive list:

I foresee a Uranus joke here, but I was just followed by Sploid so I will refrain...

it is binary

Cool, now I can have the poop emoji as my SSID

I was at an NHL game last night where they announced that you could win a corporate sponsor's prize by taking a selfie with your ugly sweater and then the world imploded

Ugh. Please. Can it be? My acquaintences have started throwing Ugly Christmas Sweater parties, and I'm tired of being a mean Grinch* because I don't want to spend $30 to buy a piece of clothing I think is ugly and will never wear at any other time.

So badass.

As a blogger I deal with haters sometimes. However, negative comments are better then no comments at all. They create attention. Also, the hater acknowledges your existence and might even be your most loyal blog reader, the irony.

Actually that's not the correct analysis - you should be comparing the costs necessary to stop climate change - with the costs to mitigate damage caused by climate change. Your way of looking only at the increased costs now, instead of looking at what those costs buy - is incorrectly using "utility analysis." You…

Sensors detect urban myth, cap'n.