It's time for me to break up with my boyfriend because he is obviously cheating on me with you.
mike ghenu
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Haha I remember sitting in a porta-potty at Sasquatch music festival checkin the morning news to make sure I the world wasn't falling. and saw that El-P and Killer Mike announced Run the Jewels 1. I have never flipped out in a porta-potty. I was about to see both of them that day on separate stages just praying that…
I would add to that, THIS.
Oo, BURN.
he didn't bring enough coke with him.
Now I have this clear mental image of the vine playing in a loop on an HD screen in a fine art museum, a bunch of people viewing it as a docent describes the beauty of the piece and it's composition, noting all the secondary characters and their little details.
Definitive list:
Megumi Igarashi, the Japanese artist arrested in July for crowd-funding a kayak shaped like her vagina, has been…
Cool, now I can have the poop emoji as my SSID
If you have family and friends coming over for the holidays, there's a good chance they'll be looking to connect to…
I was at an NHL game last night where they announced that you could win a corporate sponsor's prize by taking a selfie with your ugly sweater and then the world imploded
Ugh. Please. Can it be? My acquaintences have started throwing Ugly Christmas Sweater parties, and I'm tired of being a mean Grinch* because I don't want to spend $30 to buy a piece of clothing I think is ugly and will never wear at any other time.
So badass.
It's easy to see a day to day task as a mundane chore, even if it really is an opportunity we're happy to have.…
Blah! And drat! And BLAST!!! Now I know why people ignore me!!
As a blogger I deal with haters sometimes. However, negative comments are better then no comments at all. They create attention. Also, the hater acknowledges your existence and might even be your most loyal blog reader, the irony.
The Us vs. Them problem is more a tendency of belonging. People believe in something, see others who believe as they do and view them as their tribe, while those who didn't will fight against them. It's a fairly rare circumstance in which people can look with open eyes.
It happens to the best of us: You have a hater, and it gnaws at you. Someone says just the right thing to ruin…
And what about your friend who is now pregnant and no one wants to hang out with her anymore? I promise you it sucks a whole lot. And she then becomes a regular commenter on Jezebel because most of her friends have forgotten about her.
There's a specific online movement that has been 100% encapsulated by this video.