Cosplay and bikinis. Every charity's viral marketing wet dream

I'll hold my fire this one time, but I can't promise not to send Super Mario to your house later today with a bottle of jameson, president barack obama, and a closed head injury (totally unrelated to the concussion he got during the challenge).

I'm pretty sure you're high horse just got hit in the head with a trashcan filled with ice water.

Remind me to never get cross with the girl in the second clip who kept her feet. She ran away to protect herself until her opponent incapacitated herself, then she came back for the kill. Her blood was cold before that water hit her.

Shutting your eyes and plugging your ears from what happens in the world doesn't make it go away. This is a sub blog.

Those puns are pretty stagnant.

Commenters so far have failed to take into consideration the relative position from which an observer will measure the 8 years. We're talking about realtivistic speeds here, so 8 years from the perspective of the driver would be considerably longer than for an observer on Earth.

Oddly, companies tend to value "new" business over existing business. With that high of a rate you could almost certainly find a better one somewhere else. At the very least find a card with a low or zero interest balance transfer, assuming you're carrying a balance. Whatever you do though, leave the existing account…

At relativistic speeds, let's say 99.99% the speed of light, you'll also encounter time dilation. So what appears to be 8 years to the reference frame of you and your Tesla will be over 500 years on Earth. On the other hand, if they specify that the warranty lasts 8 years in the reference frame of Earth, your warranty…

Missed Connections are hilarious. I wonder if anyone in the history of ever has ever actually met up with someone they posted a missed connection for. Because it seems like the ads are always either A) so creepy that if the person it was directed toward DID see it they would likely never write back or B) so vague,…

I'm on OKC and it is the best policy to exchange a couple friendly messages and then meet up for a drink/coffee. Anytime it goes beyond that it is somehow misleading or a let down because you build someone up in your head, and it's so incredibly important to have an automatic chemical connection in person (in my…

Joel, it looks like you have recovered from being thrown under the bus in paragraph 1.

Another Cubs prospect with a big debut? I can't wait for him to fade out/burn out with an injury/get traded lead them to a World Series!

I'd say the 2 and 5 were switched.

These puns are making me testi.

Gotta get me one of them Nike+ things and do a li'l bit of Dick Prancercise.

I think that Reddit post was written by the people who are ALREADY writing ads with those words, man. ;)