Headline should read:

Warriors logic: What if adding the 2014 MVP to our 73-9 roster isn’t enough? What if we have our Georgian goon injure the opponent’s best player? You know, just to be sure we don’t get our feelings hurt again.

This lede is buried sooooo deep. Any story that doesn’t begin and end with the Zaza the Hitman taking out the best player on the floor with almost half the game left is laughable and ignorant. Kawhi was WORKING Kevin Durant, Draymond, Steph, and Klay. He could not be stopped so the resident thug went to work and…

A buddy of mine was banging this dumb broad that used to call my Trans Am a Corvette, and not the pointy nosed 3rd-4th gen cars, a fire chicken on the hood T-topped Burt Reynolds mustacheparty Trans Am, that said “Trans Am” on it in like 30 places.....

Agreed. I know this is for the Corvette, but this is the last good Chevy commercial I can remember.

I hate how disgustingly sexy this thing is.

“absolute badass in the courtroom.”

I prefer grabbing something that’s big and always at the same location.

Tell those people to move out so I can be his neighbor. I got a classic car and a bunch of tools.