So if you don’t toss the guy, then 100% chance that in the next half-inning, we are going to have to sit around and watch 20 minutes of dudes staring at each other and bullpens sprinting onto the field for some pushing and more yelling.

I - who at the time did not have kids - once got into a minor argument with my sister - who had kids - over a comment I made that was something to the effect of “when I have kids, they will eat what I cooked. I’m not making two different meals just to appease a 2 year old.”

Sure. But just like a well executed pick-and-roll in basketball is fun to watch ... it’s also awesome to see a guy show some emotion after throwing it down on top of a defender.

Just let them fight. Seriously. Tell the umps to just let it go a couple times ... don’t hold anyone back from anything and one of two things is gonna happen:

I’m going to Denny’s to celebrate!

Who has $20,000 in cash just laying around their home?

I totally get his caddy improving his lie or moving a ball out from behind a tree. (as someone that spent a couple summers caddying in his younger years ... it’s easy to learn that better rounds = better tips ... and beer money was more important to me than the integrity of the game)

I am legitimately curious about this exact same thing. I know everyone has problems and money doesn’t solve everything. But ...

That’s 1,000% why he’s sitting there. Which brings me to two points:

Don’t forget Texas tennis coach Michael Center.

And what do they do in 6 months when she’s failed half her classes and is excused from attending next semester?  I don’t think writing another check fixes that one.

How is a car salesman able to afford tickets that close to the floor?

Another reminder that I have no fucking clue how Instagram works.

Sports are better with petty beefs.

Yeah, not really a fan of Simmons ... but tip of the cap in terms of his business-acumen.

I’ve never seen a photo where this dude looks sober.

Bruh ... why???

Reminds me of playing NBA Live with the boys in college (like 20 years ago). The game had a bug ... and if you made more than 4 passes in any possession ... there was a 100% chance the shot was going in.

Awesome year! Too bad the fans will now demand nothing less than a National Championship for the next 5 years. And the Board of Regents will 100% find a way to fuck up the good thing they have going.

I think you are giving the schools a bit too much credit here.