There will be writing because there will be reading. Because if we don’t have that, the asteroid may as well come and turn this society into the smoking charcoal briquette it deserves to be.

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

Is Tua even that much of a sure thing that he’s worth tanking for?  I’d get it for the Clemson kid in a year I guess, but Tua seems to be, like all recent Alabama QB’s, the beneficiary of amazing players around him.

This is pretty straightforward. It’s just an income share agreement (ISA) but made to sound way cooler and fancier by adding in some crypto adjacent term like “token”.

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

It is absolutely RICH that a non-kid-haver would make a pledge about what they will and won’t do once they become a parent. I’ve stuck to a couple of the more reasonable ones but I’m pretty sure “no screen time until 2” was out the window the second she took interest in Elmo and “I’m never letting this kid have…

It's all fun and games until someone throws a bowl of soup. 

Mike Brown not being in on the joke is pretty much the story of his career.

“Only ATE Ed’s ass out one time, let him tell you about it.”

the greatest baseball player any of us will ever see

God, look at those game locations. Clearly someone's rigged the draw so the top-seeded teams get games at home. 

This picture was taken at a different point in the game, but it’s worth including here as a fair representation of the season LeBron has had:

I’m reminded of this story from Allen Iverson about walking into Villanova in college and seeing some guys in prison jumpsuits with a sign saying “Allen Iverson: the next MJ OJ”, and how JT3 reacted.

I wish players/coaches would do this more

I’m guessing what they will find is a knee that is completely screwed up and due for a replacement... and a MRI from 2 months ago that shows the exact same thing.

Whether or not you think Kingsbury is that big of a deal is kind of irrelevant. He did, and he based a huge life decision on it and is now being dicked over. That he’s potentially willing to lose a year of eligibility is indicative of how much Kingsbury was a deciding factor.

Saban like: “If it ain’t broke ...”

Also known as “running a Pete Carroll”