I'm not sure you can call something "hard science fiction" on any level if the writer didn't know what a goddamn parsec was.

This is ripe for parody. This is ripe!

Every time a thing like this happens, I think back to the oddly accurate tweet/moment that human brand fluffer Darren Rovell had during one of the debates: "i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content."

"oh Rowsdower saaaaaves uuuuus, and saaaaaves all the wooooorld!"

"You know, I think the skull has been perfectly civil through this whole thing."

It's Jet Jaguar.

It's treason, then.

Yeah, the RKO was another one I thought of. I'm trying to think of any others that might have mainstream popularity and kind of drawing a blank. Basically I'm trying to think back to what I knew before I started watching wrestling, and it was basically just those two.

I'd wager a lot more non-wrestling fans would know what you meant by "a Stone Cold Stunner" than any of those others.

Yeah, it actually works out really well this way. Everyone knows that using another wrestler's finisher doesn't get the pinfall because (in kayfabe) they're not experts in using it so it's not effective, and (outside kayfabe) they only use it because it gets a bigger pop than usual so the reaction to the kick-out is…

We do! That's only possible because it rotates.

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Updating his resume, I would figure.

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I'm so glad to discover people think Goldeneye is actually good, and I don't just like it because I loved the game.

I honestly didn't even know that many people had opinions about Vheissu. It's dumb, but I have to explain who Thrice are to so many people that I forget people know them and give a shit.

The Fragile is mostly great, but I do kind of think it'd have been better as a single album rather than a double. I will agree that most of what's come after isn't as great, though Ghosts I-IV is pretty amazing.

I may be the only person on Earth in 2017 who still likes American Idiot.

I got mad that the second "bye" wasn't there for this reason.

I felt so little for Reflektor that I didn't even know there was a new single. I've totally stopped paying attention to them.