Careful, your entitlement is showing...

Well, for starters, you can't eat dolphin instead of eating "another type of fish", because dolphins aren't fish; they're mammals.

Kinda like he said in that last sentence you quoted?

Didn't you know that not getting everything you want 100% of the time is a human rights violation that is just as bad as the Holocaust?*

This is the absolute perfect description of why ME3 was a disappointment, and this is what ardent defenders of how that game played out don't get. The problem with the ending wasn't that it wasn't "happy," it was that it felt meaningless. If Shepard had gone out in a blaze of glory as all the things you described…

Whenever I see some cretin claim that abortion is an attack on black people, I'm reminded that not only is America's infant mortality rate a national disgrace, but that a horrifically high percentage of those real dead babies are African-American . . . and that the pro-forced-birth crowd has consistently fought every…

Man, where were the anti-abortion activists when the ancient Israelities were smashing the heads of babies against rocks and cutting open the bellies of pregnant Caananites?

Ugh, the boldly-worn giant crucifix. Because the message of Jesus was totally "Go forth and behave like an asshole."
If I ever saw this woman on the street I'd be so tempted to point at her necklace and say, very loudly, "Oh look! It's one of those metal dildos like that girl in The Exorcist had!"

If this pisses you off, and you wish you could do something about it, YOU CAN. Go to Planned Parenthood right now and drop a little money in their bucket. Even if it's just $5. You can make a difference in the world. Go on. Show PP some righteous love. Be one of the people who help fight the darkness.

Shouldn't these folks be outside military bases... protesting how drone strikes kill innocent civilians?

I've found the clitoris, but my gf still won't tell me where the giant squid is hidden.

A person who "counsels" me when I haven't asked them to is not actually a counselor.

Of course they declined to give their last names. It's like those photos of anti-gay marriage activists covering their faces with their signs. They know they are wrong but their hatred won't let them admit it.

These people could care less if a fetus is brought to delivery or not. They are busybodies who have found a cause to attach to that allows them to be both self-righteous and vile.

It's always the people who never use their genitalia who want to make sure to tell you how to use yours.

Our lives are bitter and empty, so we harass others for fun.

But once the children are born, fuck them. Fucking freeloaders. Hey, six month old baby—get a fucking job and pay your taxes!

During preliminary arguments in January, Justice Antonin Scalia—who's pretty familiar with the pro-life side of things, since his wife is active in a number of anti-abortion organizations—didn't even want to call the protesters "protesters," telling the Massachusetts attorney general,"I object to you calling these…

Or is it, and I'm missing the point (which, well, is completely possible)?