idk i like hiking

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?

season 3 of serial

This is clearly viral advertising for the new Twin Peaks series

twitter is like 90% only good for things like zola

Gawd I love Twitter.

I think it’s not so much the “horror” so much as the ability to say YouTube Red is COMPLETELY ad-free instead of “ad-free most of the time except the channels that opted out.”

I’d say it’s a bit of both. The logical “inevitabilities” are that 1) You can’t advertise an ad-free experience and then show ads with some videos; 2) Due to contract issues, you can’t show videos created for the purpose of generating revenue without ads before agreeing to new contract terms (Note: This is a big…

It’s more complicated than that with different types of partnerships and levels of revenue sharing, but basically. As a Regular Joe you’re still free to put a video of your dog up on YouTube, but if you want to earn revenue from it you have to agree to YouTube Red’s terms. The logic here, via Gizmodo:

I was angry before I even clicked thru to the article. Then I read this

Can’t wait to see the new remake of The Sandlot. I hear it’s now gonna be a courtroom drama.

Come on...

Art Vandalayism

Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

Marry me, fart.

I usually bring a bag of trash and dirty clothes that I immediately dump all over the floor. Then I turn on some vintage Cher and masturbate for a few hours before falling asleep in a pool of my own tears. I wake up feeling right at home and ready to face another day.

I’d fuck you.

This article is written by a sociopath and is intended for general consumption. It is dangerous samizdat and should be deleted. Going to bed at 3am and getting up at 11, staying indoors and never venturing out, bringing sharp knives to places. Think of the children, Deadspin.

one thing i enjoy is carrying my own special hand mixed lotion blend of goats milk, lavender and coriander in a travel bottle from target. first thing i do when i get to my hotel / airbnb rental is take out my lotion from my travel mini-basket and put a couple layers on my child size travel skin suit. usually i don’t…