I mean, it’s because we’re human beings and our experience of art is formed by our emotional and mental space. In fact, our experience of art would be drastically lessened if we lacked emotion.

OR... having breasts shows that you can feed children, and therefore we evolved to find them attractive.

It’s matter of reversed subject/object and intent/agency.

Also, if you have a flaming sword shouldn’t it be somehow EXTRA AWESOME against dead things that are killed by fire? It looks like it’s no more effective than any other weapon. Similarly, isn’t Valerian steel supposed to be magical too? Or is that only against White Walkers? But that seems a little weird. And why…

And getting Thoros killed because he’s afraid of fire!

Deus ex Coldhands, for real. Does he just hang around waiting for idiot nephews?

I’m sorry but the only Stark worth a single goddamn is Uncle Benjen

While millions of refugee children/children of immigrants/etc. get ripped away from their parents and/or denied access to a country and healthcare that could *actually* help them. Fuck everything.

If it’s not obvious, I can explain it to you. The article is tongue in cheek. He gets major fulfillment watching his child get exposed to one of the best games of all time at the expense of a minor inconvenience to him. Hope I helped!

Oh for fucks sake, no one is forcing you to read articles you don’t like.

He doesn’t want to say no. He wants his kid to have fun playing a video game. And he wants that more than he wants a bunch of cool video game swords.

I got the sense it was about how some parenting frustrations are insignificant, because you love your kids and them doing something that brings them joy makes those little frustrations worth it. I found it really touching. Another title for this could be “My Son is Ruining Zelda (But That Doesn’t Matter Because I Love…

“... notified if their abuser fails a background check when attempting to purchase a firearm.” If the abuser fails the check, the abusee gets a call. And presumably, if the abuser fails the check, they don’t get to have the gun. And also presumably (maybe I’m reaching too far now), if you have a criminal record…

wewantthepeetape dot com is totes avail

10/10 would read

let’s start a website

I was this close to exposing that guy until you published this article.

What if I told you there were cars that are not equipped with NAV or HUD from the factory.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

I thought it was pretty ‘in the spirit’ of BMW....