It’s mixing up cause and effect. Evolution would be more likely to have men find breasts attractive because they signal the ability to feed offspring.

So, I have two 3-legged cats (adopted one, when we saw a second on the shelter website we got him a 3-legged friend). The one missing a back leg gets around SO MUCH EASIER. It’s all about that balance point.

Blame Hulk Hogan

What they should have done was shut it off. Just not allowed rides in solidarity with the taxis and the protesters.

This is such a great edit to this already good song.

Problem I have here is that Twitter embeds make these videos so gat-damn long that I have to scroll to see the whole thing. I honestly don’t give two shits about it being portrait, but if I can’t see the whole video in one full-length-of-my-Retina-screen-MacBook Chrome window, fuck this shit.

Behold: Perfect Content.

Or trade votes with a friend in a battleground state! Show your support for Stein by getting someone who supports Hillary in Calif. to vote for Jill, then take your Fla. vote and use if the Democratic nominee.

And Anderson Cooper!

Here’s how I know journalism is dying: no one made a bang=sex joke in any of these headlines.

But if I can still see ads, why am I paying $10/month? That’s why everyone has to agree to the new terms.

Who’s ready to call it for the Constitution? It’s not that great folks. Let’s get on with creating something better. I mean, I don’t blame some guys who’ve been dead for 200 years for not getting it right. I’m just saying we should consider a major remake.

I got really high once and ate a whole package of WarHeads. I was peeling skin off the inside of my cheeks for a week.

Yep! It looks like you have to be taking a kid. But there are also free days for each big museum, usually once a month.

Chicago has passes you rent from the library. They’re in limited supply, but they’re available!

Meh, so he doesn't get along with bandmates. Reggie Watts and tUnE-yArDs are the only people who I've seen really work a loop pedal with any really interesting results.

Right, but the entertainment isn't that he did it, it's that he died in so many ways before he did it. And that he didn't give up. He just kept trying on a "trick" that was pretty straightforward (har-har). And then his bike caught on fire.

You don't need photoshop to check this. Just measure a blown-up picture right on the screen with a piece of string. If they're the same length, it'll be the same length. Right? Or am I missing something?

How much energy does it take to reposition the mirrors to track the sun? It seems like that'd be the biggest problem here.

But does he know anything about programming? I feel like he'd draw up a box and say "Make that!" and then leave it up to a programmer to make it happen. Not that Jobs ever did any coding, but he had an idea about the possibilities. I may be wrong, does Ive know anything about programming? I do think he'd make a good…