I usually bring a bag of trash and dirty clothes that I immediately dump all over the floor. Then I turn on some vintage Cher and masturbate for a few hours before falling asleep in a pool of my own tears. I wake up feeling right at home and ready to face another day.

I’d fuck you.

This article is written by a sociopath and is intended for general consumption. It is dangerous samizdat and should be deleted. Going to bed at 3am and getting up at 11, staying indoors and never venturing out, bringing sharp knives to places. Think of the children, Deadspin.

one thing i enjoy is carrying my own special hand mixed lotion blend of goats milk, lavender and coriander in a travel bottle from target. first thing i do when i get to my hotel / airbnb rental is take out my lotion from my travel mini-basket and put a couple layers on my child size travel skin suit. usually i don’t…

Correction: This post orginally said that TK and TK were married. They’re not! They just really, really like each other. I regret the error.

I just don’t get what new ground we’re going to cover here. I thought the other movie was terrible, but it was the same story we had heard over and over again. Pirates of Silicon Valley, the book, etc... in my opinion, more time needs to pass before we start doing these biographical movies. The real Steve Jobs and his…

What could possibly have spoiled the movie for you? That Blunt and Co. are shooting Mexican cartel guys? That there’s a dead body in a wall somewhere? You’re confusing “random plot details” with “spoiler.”

I tried this, but mine ended up looking like rotary telephones... Maybe I should revisit Step 2?

I’m still so bummed they cut space battles. Galactic Conquest with space battles was the best thing about Battlefront 2 dammit!

Not sure if I’d make that assumption. I worked at a company that used similar switches and they always purchased finished cables in varying lengths. When you are connecting that many cables, it takes forever to terminate them yourself.

Yeah Vox is full of bad journalism.

The video cuts right before she apologized to the umpire and went over for a handshake and then pulled it away quickly saying, “Too slow.”

I feel like you really do need to know my Threes score, tho

YOU CAN NEVER PROVE IT!

Let’s not talk about the killer’s motive here. MOTIVE DOES NOT MATTER.

I wonder if they’re locals who are like “For fucks sake, again?!?”

The best part is everyone basically saying, “fuck it—I’m outta here!” and turning around.

I grew up on a farm and we raised sheep so I do know about sheep.

1980s camcorders weighed a hell of a lot more than an iPhone 6, so you’d want the optical image stabilization left on to better represent the fact that a giant 80s camcorder wouldn’t shake as much.