Wow. Your failure to understand polling and probability is nearly perfect. Which, in a probabilistic world, is a real achievement. 

What’s with the picture of the Holmes box fan? Doesn’t seem to be listed.

What’s with the picture of the Holmes box fan? Doesn’t seem to be listed.

Maybe, but Tesla has achieved true automotive douche-baggery in record time with easily the highest percentage of shitbag owners of any marque. I honestly thought Charger/300 and Altima/Maxima driver’s achievements would never be surpassed,but here we are.  The dude at work who rolls a 100D also has some stupid Road…

In the interviews I’ve heard with her, she is very clear about NOT playing the mental side but the probabilities and odds. Her expertise and background is analytics, not client work.

You could be Freud

I don’t know her work, but lots of psych PhDs spend most of their research time crunching stats. Being able to understand both probability and cognitive bias is probably quite helpful in poker.

Naps are for BABIES.

The Dollop.

I look forward to seeing your best hotdish that you’ve made in a casserole dish.

As a Twins fan - IF* we get to the playoffs - I want the Yankees. Screw it, man. We’re going to have to beat them one day, and I don’t think there’s another team in baseball that will get the Twins’ blood flowing for that play-in game. Send Erv to the mound in NY and roll the dice.

The Dollop! Comedian Dave Anthony reads a true (and usually completely insane) story from American history to his friend Gary Reynolds who has no idea what the story is about and hilarity ensues.

I have the original Oontz Angle and it still sounds good and works great. Highly recommend it if you are looking for a cheap and very portable/durable speaker.

I have the original Oontz Angle and it still sounds good and works great. Highly recommend it if you are looking…

My favorite is the

My favorite is the

My mind instantly went here.

As the lowly, industrial, plasticine Kraft American is to, say, rich, nutty, buttery Irish Cheddar, such is the saccharine, gauche Wheat Thin to the noble, hearty Triscuit.

This is the wrong take.

You are wrong. Triscuits are the best cheese vehicle due to their size, texture, and wonderful crunch. The taste is not overpowering and it provides an excellent balance with the softness of cheese. They’re useless on their own, but they provide an excellent cracker-base for an easy snack.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Some of those labs won’t work on Firefox, unfortunately, or if you have Flash uninstalled / disabled (because it’s 2017 for Pete’s sake and we should be freaking done with Flash).

For what it’s worth, the non-VISA branded Amazon store card also has 5% cash back (as an instant credit to the account), if you don’t use the interest-free finance option for a purchase.