The Dollop! Comedian Dave Anthony reads a true (and usually completely insane) story from American history to his friend Gary Reynolds who has no idea what the story is about and hilarity ensues.

I have the original Oontz Angle and it still sounds good and works great. Highly recommend it if you are looking for a cheap and very portable/durable speaker.

I have the original Oontz Angle and it still sounds good and works great. Highly recommend it if you are looking…

My favorite is the

My favorite is the

My mind instantly went here.

As the lowly, industrial, plasticine Kraft American is to, say, rich, nutty, buttery Irish Cheddar, such is the saccharine, gauche Wheat Thin to the noble, hearty Triscuit.

This is the wrong take.

You are wrong. Triscuits are the best cheese vehicle due to their size, texture, and wonderful crunch. The taste is not overpowering and it provides an excellent balance with the softness of cheese. They’re useless on their own, but they provide an excellent cracker-base for an easy snack.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Some of those labs won’t work on Firefox, unfortunately, or if you have Flash uninstalled / disabled (because it’s 2017 for Pete’s sake and we should be freaking done with Flash).

For what it’s worth, the non-VISA branded Amazon store card also has 5% cash back (as an instant credit to the account), if you don’t use the interest-free finance option for a purchase.

Meh. Raw is the way to go with egg nog.

That’s waaaaaay too much stuff. A bag of granola, water, knife, and a lighter is all you need.

Any discussion like this needs to include T-Mobile’s $30 prepaid plan:

I’m okay with this trade-off.

I’m okay with this trade-off.

According to a park ranger, hundreds of college students went camping on Slaughterhouse Island...

They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”

Pebble Time round

Pebble Time round

I started with a Pebble Smartwatch, and now have a Pebble Time. I consider them equally good as fitness trackers, and so far they are the only fitness trackers i’ve found that combine the ability to go swimming, the ability to customize the watchface, and the ability to pair with my phone for useful notifications. Oh,…

I started with a Pebble Smartwatch, and now have a Pebble Time. I consider them equally good as fitness trackers,…

Cute, and a nice-to-have, but completely unnecessary. All you need is some kosher salt and a little rub with your fingers to make your pan ready for action!

Cute, and a nice-to-have, but completely unnecessary. All you need is some kosher salt and a little rub with your…

Easy to use, waterproof, battery lasts a while, nnice and loud when needed

Easy to use, waterproof, battery lasts a while, nnice and loud when needed