Average burglar 1: “Whoa a Nest cam, what are we going to do?” Average burglar 2: “What a Nest cam? No problem! I recently came across a github dump of a vulnerability by sending it a non-existent wi-fi SSID parameter via Bluetooth. It’ll be down in 90 seconds.” **Begins hacking furiously on laptop while wearing a…

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I’d argue Article 1 Section 8 does:

So you think the only obligation any government has to its people is outlined in that country’s Constitution? All that shows is that you have little if any grasp of how the government works and why it exists. The US Constitution doesn’t make murder illegal, either. So do you think the government has no right to punish…

My mind instantly went here.

As the lowly, industrial, plasticine Kraft American is to, say, rich, nutty, buttery Irish Cheddar, such is the saccharine, gauche Wheat Thin to the noble, hearty Triscuit.

This is the wrong take.

You are wrong. Triscuits are the best cheese vehicle due to their size, texture, and wonderful crunch. The taste is not overpowering and it provides an excellent balance with the softness of cheese. They’re useless on their own, but they provide an excellent cracker-base for an easy snack.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Some of those labs won’t work on Firefox, unfortunately, or if you have Flash uninstalled / disabled (because it’s 2017 for Pete’s sake and we should be freaking done with Flash).

For what it’s worth, the non-VISA branded Amazon store card also has 5% cash back (as an instant credit to the account), if you don’t use the interest-free finance option for a purchase.

We are *really* spoiled right now. I think we’re gonna find out just how much pretty quick.

And if you wanna bitch about “natural,” MSG is literally made by evaporating vegetable extracts, including kelp. It’s not even particularly processed, to my knowledge. It’s basically kelp salt. I don’t get people’s obsession with it. Aside from being a decent indicator of crap Chinese food, it’s nothing special.

What? Are you saying you should avoid MSG? Or that you shouldn’t? If you’re saying you should, MSG is actually not harmful, like at all. Like, there’s not a single scrap of evidence from RCT (random, controlled trials) (and it’s been studied for something like 30 years now) that it actually causes a reaction in people.

No mention of OneNote?

Seriously behind creamed chipped beef with eggs (no really, it is my absolute favorite) this comes in a close second for meals I prepare for breakfast on the weekends when I have plenty of time to make a really nice breakfast for myself.

A touchscreen instead of a laptop is awful, but a touchscreen screen on a laptop is quite nice...

Meh. Raw is the way to go with egg nog.

Read “Fitbit in talks to buy and kill people “

How are you saving the videos or gifs for offline viewing or sharing?