Lovable Asshole Corey Perry’s Time With The Ducks Is Over

Have no idea where you got LOVABLE from.

Mrs. Perry, is that you?

0% chance he gets into the HOF, he’s not even a top 5 Duck let alone a generational talent

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

citation needed

That juror note makes me nervous about who we have on juries.

Every time I see a story about the WNBA I look for shitty dismissive comments from people like you. I unfortunately always find some.

They absolutely do not, you pinhead. They view it as murder, not child abuse. Troll smarter, not harder.

You’re right. It’s 100% ok to hold personal views against abortion care and not choose abortion care for yourself. People also hold opposing views when it comes to consuming alcohol, divorce, etc. I can also imagine that if you are one of those people, abortion care is a personally painful topic to contemplate. But…

I hope all those pro-choice people you mentioned who voted for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein are happy. All those Bernie Bros who were so pissed off that Bernie didn’t get the nomination that they “couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Hillary” really showed us...I think a vast majority of people who voted for Hillary…

Yep, Bernie or bust, am I right guys?

At least all those people who decided to skip voting in 2016 because Hillary wasn’t inspiring have that sweet, sweet moral high ground to hang out on.

“Donald Trump (and Mitch McConnell) enabled this by selecting two right-wing Catholics to give conservatives a firm majority on the Supreme Court.”

We get it.

We get it! You all hate Biden and you want to put out an article a day on why you hate him. Perhaps at some point you will begin an article a day to tell who you all deem to be worthy candidates. This Biden bashing is starting to get old. 

Yup. Bernie or die, again, here at gawker dot com (or those assholes who voted for some protest candidate, or Fucking Jill Stein). Everybody else is a corporate shill or a tool of the oppressor or a DINO (which is super-ironic given that Bernie literally is a DINO as he refuses to belong to the party for anything…

Am I the only one that has no real problem with a candidate lacking policy specifics in April 2019?

I know. Also, I really fucking love Nancy Pelosi, who Jon Lovett described as embodying “what would happen if a Prada bag with a gun in it came to life.”

People talk shit about Pelosi but she always seems to know exactly what’s going on and give an accurate assessment and/or game plan for the given situation. Can’t fault her for saying this stuff about AOC at all because, as usual, she’s absolutely correct.