“I’m concerned my kids will be teased for being second-class billionaires.” 

The fucking worst. And we get to watch this rebuild crash and burn over the next 3 years. 

Their entire left side of the infield would be in Chicago if it wasn’t for the dumbass shitheads running this franchise, and those 2 players will likely end the year with more WAR than the White Sox’ entire starting lineup combined. Getting absolutely steamrolled by a small market franchise that just a year ago gave…

The White Sox traded Tatis to the Padres for James Shields. I hate so much that I am a fan of a team that has been getting thoroughly owned by the fucking Padres. 

No one has claimed that Centrists can’t lose.   We are just stating the fact that 80 year old socialists who couldn’t even beat Hillary Clinton can’t win.

And the raving lunatic from vermont (with a signature issue) lost to her by 3.7 million votes, which is even sadder.

Hillary was a uniquely bad candidate, and she still curbstomped Bernie.

Yeah, Hillary sucked, lets try running the doddering old fool who even her inept ass slaughtered by 3.7 million votes, bold strategy.

Oh, okay, you would like me better if I had offered you empty unobtainable promises. Meanwhile, you would be screaming at someone who could have improved the system somewhat because they didn’t offer you the Medicare for all you think is the only way forward but will never pass congress.

It would be much better if he just promised a bunch of crap that will never pass senate in 100 years, because the splinter child bloggers know thats how governance really works.

Bernie Sanders supporters pulling the focus to themselves and making discussion about the actual issue nearly impossible? Check.

“Your interpretation of our tweet is completely wrong! You killed people with it! Our interpretation of your tweet is completely right! Apologize to us! On video and on the internets!”

Bernie Sanders supporters acting like assholes? Check. Bernie Sanders supporters being completely irrational about the Clintons? Check. Bernie Sanders supporters pulling the focus to themselves and making discussion about the actual issue nearly impossible? Check. How much do you want to bet at the planning meeting…

easy. Chelesa like anyone that isn’t a proud white man like my boy Bernie Sanders is responsible for everything bad that happens in the world. the only way to stop these massacres is for us to put old white men in charge of literally everything again, just like how it was back in the 1930s when my favorite…

These protesters were wearing Bernie shirts. To them the Clintons are guilty of everything under the sun.

I honestly thought the lead picture was a still from Trapped in the Closet.

It’s like his art come to life! This interview could seamlessly fit into his super dramatic Trapped in the Closet series. 

I believe he can lie.

I can’t decide if ‘bottoming for jesus’ is a great band name or Mike Pence’s future campaign slogan.

Joe Biden is your boomer uncle who seems fun to drink with and doesn’t seem so bad until he he does his best Apu impression. 

BARF