I went to a women’s technology conference in San Jose in June. They put up signs on the men’s room in the area of one of the networking event warning that it was now a woman’s room. They covered the urinals with pink table clothes and set potted plants in them LOL! I have a picture somewhere.

My dad is a doctor and he knew plenty of surgeons who fit the stereotype of brilliant in their field and arrogant as all hell while being astonishingly idiotic at everything else in their lives.

He went to Fordham for 2 years and transferred into Wharton. Considering his family’s wealth and connections, he must have done horribly in high school to not be able to get in as a Freshman.

This is a tricky and awkward argument to have with someone defending his intelligence, because it hinges on the fact that the person you are talking to is even stupider than he is.

Wonder if Weinstein is going to get the Nate Parker treatment.

It isn’t, but it is equally as tacky as the chairs. And the fireplace. And the window frames.

It’s probably painted wood with a fat layer of polyurethane on top. Eww. Sadden Hussein would have had real stone inlay work. Trump is a cheesy imitation of a dictator.

There are furniture stores that cater to a Middle Eastern aesthetic around the northeast. Trumps furniture looks like the lowest grade of that, mixed with hotel furniture. For that weird eighties pastel vibe.

Real gold from his tenant’s teeth

I’ll see your gramma’s floral couch, and raise you my nana’s plaid one.

Maybe this lady (who might be a Trump relative) is under the table holding him:

Like she eats. Eating would necessitate pooping WHICH IS NOT ALLOWED FOR WOMEN.

Wow. She legitimately looks like a manequin there.

It’s Tiffany. She has to eat under the table.

The best laminate. Tremendous laminate.

My grandmother had a similar couch set but it was covered with plastic. It went perfectly with her velvet foil wallpaper. The only problem was the living room gave you vertigo. And they you’d just slide the hell right of the couch from your sweaty legs.

It is the Trump household! Even the furniture inappropriately touches you!

That’s the tackiest piece of furniture ever? Have you not seen Trump’s apartment?

Ahhh, rationing. Those participants should be glad they weren’t doing 1940s England and choking down tripe boiled in skim milk with onions.

How boring! I would have done the same, probably.