They should auction Jose Bautista’s sunglasses.

Soccer has officially made it in America. This could easily be, like, an Argentine second-division match.

Hottakes are the BEST takes!

Is there a point to this article? It feels like you left about 6 paragraphs off the end of the story

And in a few years, A-Rod won’t be able to stop getting his bust defaced.

“What’s that stuff he’s doing near the rim?”

That’s some Richie Tenenbaum type of stuff there:

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

If you’ve never been to Vinnie’s, you don’t know what you’re missing. The pizza is fantastic! I know the owners and I can’t say enough about their product.

John Wilkes Booth: “Yo man, I’mma let you finish, but I had the greatest play interruption of all time!”

Seth Curry went to Duke. Fuck him forever

March Reefer Madness

“Charge”

Roy Williams is an awful, awful coach.

The Media WILL not be played, son.

The game kind of sucks.

By sending this link to all my friends who are “die hard” Duke fans that have never stepped foot in the state of North Carolina.

It’s the Clean Green. Or maybe the Green Sweep.

How on earth are you out of the greys?

+4 dead in Ohio