He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

Barron could go to Mother Russia and play for his real father’s country.

Christian Walker should stick to narrating those “Footprints in the Sand” posters

I didn’t get it until I read your comment, so go have yourself a beer and put it on my tab.

“Joel Embiid is a better basketball player than Russell Westbrook now”

It's week 14.

Apple, or Blanket, or Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

Oh sure but if I bang 8 threes I’m “too promiscuous” and have “no taste”.

Everything you've said seems to back up his comments not refute them, but whatever I know some truths are hard. 

Clearly Kindstrand Nelson is just making this up after seeing the riches and fame that came to Christine Blasey Ford.

I’ll be finally seeing this on Friday. Just watched Meru a couple nights ago after friends recommending it for years. Alex’s free solo climbs on YouTube are just incredible so I can’t wait to see him do this on a theater sized screen. Check out El Sendero Luminoso, this is an incredible and very short video.

I was seriously vacillating between “I don’t WANT to be a pedant...” and “What the hell IS that sentence?”

Dude doesn’t use serial/oxford commas in his articles but will use 20 commas in place of em dashes.

is your avatar the fake doctor from some horseshit medical condition commercial?

Yonathan Perlaza trotted home with the winning run

And there is probably a word to describe the ability of the German language to have a word to describe it. Ouroboroschiend. Or something.

German might be the most specific language ever created. Seriously, there is person somewhere in this world that is experiencing a very very specific emotion that is very dependent on a certain context and that person is the only person who ever has or ever will experience this emotion, and German probably has a…

Anyone who knocks Duke out of the 1st round has license to say whatever he wants forever

This is Good Kinja.