Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

Equipment Manager: You want me to cut your jersey so you can breathe a little better in there?

Also so full of typos that I had to re-read and re-watch the clip four times before I could even figure out what I was supposed to be seeing, which was, in turn, unremarkable in every way.

Isn’t Jersey Shithead redundant?

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

“I will baptize you” is legitimate title level shit talking

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

It’s like multiple people had different opinions, or something

Only the second biggest Knicks heist. Eddie Curry stole sixty million.

Considering...considering...nope still funny.

Goddammit it, didn’t you read to the bottom...

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Yeah, I’ve never done psychedelics either Miley.

He named her Iman Jr because she tore up the pussy just like daddy.

I am because I don’t talk about golf when at parties

+3; -17.

Um, except for John Kasay, who upon retirement had played in more games than anyone in franchise history.

AC Green? Russell Wilson? But yes, this is awesome.

I’ve said this in this space many times: Kerr’s single biggest adjustment was realizing Green and Barnes were wonderful compliments to each other. Jackson refused to play the two at the same time his final year — after all, neither is a classic NBA 4 nor a classic NBA 3. What they are — classic basketball forwards.…

Geeezus... that guy is 23?! Looks like father-time had also been giving him a regular beating as well.